Kangarooian

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing   who makes the   best   patients to operate on. 

The first surgeon, from New York , says, “I like to   see accountants on   my operating table because when you open them up,   everything inside   is numbered..”

The second, from Chicago , responds, “Yeah,but you   should try electricians! Everything inside them is   color   coded.”

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, “No,I really   think librarians   are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical   order”

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: “You   know, I like construction workers… Those   guys always understand
When you have a few parts left over.”

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all   up when he   observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the   easiest to operate on..
There’s no   guts, no   heart, no   balls, no   brains, and no   spine.   Plus, the   head   and the   ass   are interchangeable.